But babbled greetings, stretched yourself and smiled
From that eviscerated sofa's frame,
Which, flawless erst, was now one mighty flaw
Through the addition of yourself as straw.
R.C.L.
"A really acceptable present for a lady is a nice piece of artificial hair, as, when not absolutely necessary, it is always useful and ornamental."—Advt. in "Aberdeen Free Press."
Still, it might be misunderstood.
"Theologians and mystics might say, 'Is that not mere anthropomrhpism?'"—Mr. BALFOUR according to "The Daily Mail."