Customer. "I say, this chicken's a bit tough. Where did you get it?"

Manager. "They come up in fresh lots from the country three times a week, Sir."

Customer. "Well, this must belong to Group 45!"


La Grèce Antique: Hellas. La Grèce Moderne: Hélas!


To be added to our collection "Glimpses of the Obvious":—

"We feel more than ever that the Past is all behind us and the Future all in front."—Reading Standard.


From a trade circular:—