Hymn for Volunteer Corps digging trenches for the defence of London:—
"O Parados! O Parados! 'tis weary working here!"
"The baby should go out every day, except when it is storming."—New York Sunday Herald.
In that case try a wind-pill.
"To-day's Russian communiqué says:—
In Persia, on the road to Kermanshah, we have occupied the town of Kangavar.
Note.—Kangavar is a town of 15¾¾ inhabitants in the Province of Ardilan."—Aberdeen Evening Express.
This is carrying accuracy to an extreme, even for Scotland.