Steve stopped for a second to look at his interrogator and then observed genially as he moved on,
"Oh, just killin' time, you know."
Officer. "Why do you think he wouldn't make a good corporal?"
Sergeant (indicating sentry). "'Im a corporal! Lor lumme! why, 'is name's Clarence!"
TERCENTENARY TWITTERINGS.
The letters that follow are only a small selection from those that have been inadvertently forwarded to us in response to the appeal of The Westminster Gazette for suggestions as to the most appropriate method of celebrating Shakspeare's tercentenary:—