To this I replied:—

"DEAR WIGGLES,—Holding as you do the old pagan view of Providence, you are quite right not to tempt it. The loss is mine. I hope you will soon be rather less unwell."

Then I went away for three days without leaving an address, and when I returned it was to learn that Wiggles had arrived on the previous evening. And in my study I found him, together with four wires (two to say he wasn't coming and two to say he was) and a table loaded with prescriptions.

He eats enormously.


INKOMANIA.

(Suggested by Mr. SIMONIS' recently published volume.)

O Street of Ink, O Street of Ink,

Where printers and machinsts swink

Amid the buzz and hum and clink;