By night one cannot sleep a wink,

There is no time to stop or think,

One half forgets to eat or drink,

One's brains are knotted in a kink,

One always lives upon the brink

Of "happenings" that strike one pink.

One day the dollars gaily chink,

The next your funds to zero shrink.

And yet I'm such a perfect ninc-

Ompoop I cannot break the link