Officer. "I DON'T THINK MUCH OF THAT CORPORAL, SERGEANT."
Sergeant. "THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR; HE'S IN FOR A COMMISSION."
"Black billy, 11 months, dam good milker; 10s."—The Bazaar.
It's no use swearing; we simply don't believe it.
"This week three crows had landed at Cardiff who had been sunk by submarines twice, and in some cases three times."—Manchester Guardian.
If only they had stayed in the crow's-nest this might not have happened.