"Matrimony.—Gentleman coming into means desires to correspond with Lady having means; this is genuine."—Scotch Paper.
But suppose she won't have him; would he be "coming into means" then?
The Question of the Day.
What are a rational nation's national rations?
"Outwardly, this has been a week devoted both at home and abroad to preparation for the campaign in the spring. Actually, a great deal of water has passed under the Thames."—Liverpool Paper.
Something seems to have gone wrong with the Thames tunnel.