Manicure our broken nails,

Try the last complexion cream—

What a dream

Of bliss!

Super-Char. 'Old on! Let's get to business, and no kidding!

I'm up for auction; 'oo will start the bidding?

First Lady. I want a charlady from ten to four,

To cook the lunch and scrub the basement floor.

Super-Char. Cook? Scrub? Thanks! Nothink doin'! Next, please! You, Mum,

What are the dooties you would 'ave me do, Mum?