Second Lady. I want a lady who will kindly call
And help me dust the dining-room and hall;
At tea, if need be, bring an extra cup,
And sometimes do a little washing up.
Super-Char. A little bit of dusting I might lump,
But washing up—it gives me fair the 'ump!
Next, please!
Third Lady. My foremost thought would always be
The comfort of the lady helping me.
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