To be ensnared in Cupid's toils—eh, what?

The ways of other maids, less intricate,

Filled thee with pity to the very core;

Kisses were unhygienic, out of date,

And man a most unutterable bore.

But now with young Lieutenant Smith, V.C.,

Thou roamest, gazing shyly in his face;

Nay, did I not surprise thee after tea

Defying Hygiene in a close embrace?

Shall I recall that old sartorial jest,