The mannish coat which never seemed to fit,

The bifurcated skirt and all the rest,

Not half so pretty as thy nursing kit?

All no! Thine happiness I will not vex,

For thou art Woman once again I find;

And Woman, though she cannot change her sex,

Has always had the right to change her mind.


The Primrose Path for Flappers.

"WANTED, Two experi. MAKERS-UP (Females); also a few Girls to learn; good wages paid."—Evening Paper.