"Laundry.—Girl to hang up and make herself useful."—Liverpool Echo.
"For myself, I have very good reasons for not being in khaki. I live on a farm near the Grand Falls of the St. John River. These falls are second to Niagara in size and splendour, and attract visitors from all over the country."—Canadian Paper.
He must have told the recruiting-officer that he was subject to cataract.
T.M.G.
Farewell, my Constantine! A guardian navy
Facilitates your exit on the blue;
For Greece has been this long while in the gravy