And he that put her there was plainly you;

"Tino Must Go!" was writ for all to see,

Or, briefly, "T.M.G."

Whither, dear Sir, do you propose to sally?

To Switzerland's recuperative air,

To sip condensed milk in a private chalet

Or pluck the lissom chamois from his lair,

Or on the summit of a neutral Alp

Recline your crownless scalp?

Or did you ask from him you love so dearly