Lest the shock of the unexpected might shatter my wonted calm;

But it gave me the richest rapture to find I was wholly free

From the crude and vulgar emotions that harass the plain V.C.

"I inspected the great war-engine, and, instead of its going strong,

I saw that in each of its workings there was always something wrong;

In fact, with the old black powder and the obsolete Brown Bess

The chances of missing your target were infinitely less.

"The so-called arm of precision scores only by lucky hits,

Though the 'heavies' and high explosives may possibly blow you to bits;

I saw one corpse on my 'joy-ride,' the head had been blown away,