And the thought of this painless ending produced in me no dismay."

Now he's back in the finest feather from his holiday with the Staff,

And we're sure that no one will grudge him the meed of this epitaph:

"He went through the fiery furnace, but never a hair was missed

From the heels of our most colossal Arch-Super-Egotist."


"GREAT WHITE SALE.

UNREPEATABLE BARGAINS IN LINGERIE."—Daily Paper.

We respect this reticence.