By the way, where is his M.L.O.? Has anybody ever seen him? I haven't. Does he exist?... Has he been got rid of?
There is a convenient crevice between the quay and the boat with a convenient number of feet of water at the bottom of it. Is the M.L.O. down there, and is the "A.M.L.O." brassard but the modesty of true greatness?
If the M.L.O. has been thrown down there, who threw him?
Was it my idol, the A.M.L.O., in a moment of exasperation with his M.L.O.?
Or was it the M.L.O., in a moment of exasperation with my idol, the A.M.L.O.?
Yours ever,
HENRY.
Old Lady. "IS THIS THE RESULT OF A BOMB, CONSTABLE?"
Constable (fed up). "BLESS YOU, NO, MA'AM. THE GENT THAT LIVES HERE'S GOT HAY FEVER."