The Star.
A sporting effort to reproduce the effect of the barrage obbligato.
| Footpad. "I HEAR A CYCLIST COMING. I'LL UPSET HIS BIKE, AND THEN—" | BUT IT WAS MR. TUBER-CAINE, THE ALLOTMENT ENTHUSIAST, RETURNING FROM HIS LABOURS. |
TO AN INFANT GNU.
Thomas (that may not be thine actual name
But it will serve as well as any other),