What to do with our Spare Teeth.
From the window of an emporium of ivory articles:—
"Customers' Own Tusks Mounted."
"Daily morning housework; wanted at once, temporarily respectable person."—Middlesex County Times.
Everything is temporary in war-time.
From a drapery firm's advertisement:—
"We are the hub-bub of the Universe."
A distinct infringement of the KAISER'S prerogative.