NO ENEMY
BUT WINTER AND ROUGH WEATHER."
Taxi-driver (who has forced lady-driver on to the pavement). "NOW, THEN, IF YOU WANT TO LOOK IN THE SHOP WINDOWS WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A DAY OFF?"
Headline in The Yorkshire Daily Observer:—
"KAISER'S 1904 PLOTS"
No doubt there were quite as many as that, but we should like to know how our contemporary arrives at the exact number.