AN EXTRAORDINARY DAY.
1. A Staff Officer came back from the line without having had a narrow escape.
2. A General visited the line and expressed unqualified approval of everything he saw.
3. A Quartermaster-Sergeant put all the contents of the rum-jar into the tea.
4. A sniper fired at a Hun and reported a miss.
5. A bombing-party threw bombs into a sap without reporting "shrieks and groans were heard, and it is thought that many casualties were inflicted."
6. A Sergeant-Major complimented a new squad of recruits.
7. Somebody read an Intelligence Summary.
8. A very high official fired the first shot to open the new rifle-range and failed to hit the bull.
NOTE—(a) The Marker was not court-martialled for spreading alarm and despondency in His Majesty's forces; but
(b) The quality of mercy was fearfully strained.