9. A bombing-class came back from practice without a single casualty.
10. A Subaltern got leave on compassionate grounds. He wanted to be married.
11. A Corps Commander was punctual at an inspection. And
12. It did not rain on the day of the offensive.
Truly an extraordinary day. Shall we ever live to see it, I wonder?
MORE SEX PROBLEMS
"For Sale.—Dark red Shorthorn Bulls, from two years downwards, bred to milk for thirty years."—Farmer's Weekly.
"For Sale by Auction, one Mare Colt."—Kent and Sussex Courier.
"Then again the cockerel is a summer layer."—Irish Farming World.
"Sir Godfrey Baring, the sitting Liberal member, is not standing again."—Evening Paper.