If he's not going to sit or stand, he'll have to take it lying down.


A Venetian boy-scout on the Lido

Had sighted a hostile torpedo,

So he cried, "Don't suppoge

You can blow up the Doge;

You must do without him—as we do."


"WEST OF ENGLAND.—To be Sold, a perfect gentleman's Residence, in faultless condition and all modern improvements, and a pedigree Stock Farm of 150 acres adjoining, with possession."—Daily Paper.

We hope the pedigree of the perfect gentleman is included as well as that of the stock farm.