OUR COURTEOUS TELEPHONE SERVICE.

City Magnate. "YOU'VE CUT ME OFF! HELL!!" Sweet Voice from the other end. "THAT WILL BE A TRUNK CALL."


Self-Determination in Devon.

"At a public meeting at Barnstaple, the Vicar presiding, it was decided to form a local branch of the League of Nations."—Western Morning News.

Won't WILSON be bucked?