There comes a moment when the thing sees red,

And one such moment has occurred to-day;

"Look at this hat," I said, "this old top-hat;

I will not wear another one like that.

"This is the hat I purchased in the High,

Still crude and young and ignorant of sin;

I wooed you in this hat—I don't know why;

This is the hat that I was married in;

In it I walked on Sunday through the parks,

And even then the people made remarks.