Visitor to devastated area. "JOHN CHINAMAN LIKEE MUCHEE DLESSEE ALLEE SAMEE ENGLISH SOLDIER."
Chinese Ganger. "WELL, SIR, I DON'T CONCERN MYSELF MUCH ABOUT UNIFORM. ACTUALLY I'M A JOURNALIST AND ONLY CAME OUT HERE FOR THE EXPERIENCE."
"General wanted; small family; cook wept; wages £18-£20."—Local Paper.
We confess we should like to know the cause of cook's affliction. Was it jealousy, or onions?
TO CHLOE, CAUGHT SPRING-CLEANING.
Now wherefore should you be dismayed