"By placing a lemon in the oven for a few minutes nearly the entire pulp turns to juice. When next you want orange-juice try this."—Glasgow Citizen.
But why not use an orange?
"As a woman married to an Army officer for nineteen years I do not consider that I could possibly, on less than our present income, provide my children and husband with the necessary education and comfort."—Letter in Daily Paper.
Some husbands take a lot of educating.
| Assistant Paymaster, "HOW LONG WERE YOU IN YOUR LAST JOB?" | "Hostilities Only" Man. "THREE MONTHS, SIR." |
| A.P. "WHAT WERE YOU DOING?" | H.O.M. "THREE MONTHS." |