THE MAN WHO STAYED AT HOME

(A SOLILOQUY AFTER A DAY'S WORK AT THE MINISTRY OF FOOD).

[Sir JOHN FIELD BEALE, formerly First Secretary of the Ministry of Food, has been in consultation with the Supreme Council for Supply and Relief in Paris. Sir WILLIAM BEVERIDGE has just returned from a mission of inquiry into the food situation in Austria.]

Let others speed to far Sequanian shores

To end the War that was to end all wars,

Where peace-pursuing Discord loud debates

And all hotels are packed with Delegates;

Where pundits in the Parliament of Man

Discuss or Georgian or Wilsonian Plan;