"LOST, large retriever dog, flat-coated; when pleased or expectant he grins, showing all his teeth; information leading to his recovery will be rewarded."—Glasgow Herald.
It is supposed that he has been studying the portraits of "Variety" ladies in the illustrated papers.
"He must, said Mr. Thomas, urge men to recognise that, in the present state of the country, it was imperative that soppages should be avoided."—Liverpool Paper.
Excellent advice; but in the present state of the country, unless one wears waders, extremely difficult to follow.
"WANTED.—A suitable match for a well-connected and refined Suri widower of 37; healthy and of good moral character; monthly income about 500 rupees. Possesses property. Late wife died last week."—Indian Paper.
It is a sign of the truly moral character to be definitely off with the old love before you are on with the new.