Gracing some well-spread and convivial board.

And what if now you fit askew where erstwhile

Fair lines bewrayed a figure not too svelte?

What if your shoulder-seams are like to burst, while

A sad hiatus shows beneath the belt?

As April fills the buds to shapely beauty,

As cooks fill Robert with plum-cake and tea,

So, it may be, a diet rich and fruity

May fill the gap that sunders you from me.

And if it fail, as I'm a, living sinner