I'll save you from the gaze of scornful eyes.

They say that Bolsheviks don't dress for dinner;

I'll off to Petrograd and Bolshevize.



A PLEA FOR PROPORTION.

[Its contemporaries having told us all about Mr. Lloyd George's hat and how President Wilson ate a banana, The Daily Express recently went one better with the headline, "Mr. Balfour joins a Tennis Club," as the subheading of its "Peace Conference Notes.">[

Has it always been this way, I wonder,