He'd some samples from the Baltic and some more from Mozambique;

Chinook and Chink and double-Dutch and Mexican and Greek;

He'd a word or two in Russian, but he learned the best he'd got

Off a pious preachin' skipper—and he had to use the lot....

"Bringin' home the Rio Grande in a seven-days' gale,

Seven days and seven nights, the same as JONAH'S whale,

Standard compass gone to bits, steering all adrift,

Courses split and mainmast sprung, cargo on the shift ...

Not a chart in all the ship left to steer her by,

Not a glimpse of star or sun in the bloomin' sky ...