Two men at the jury wheel, kickin' like a mule,

Bringin' home the Rio Grande up to Liverpool.

"The seventh day off South Stack Light the sun began to shine;

Up come an Admiralty tug and offered us a line;

The mate he took the megaphone and leaned across the rail,

And this or something like it was the answer to her hail:

He'd take it very kindly if they'd tell us where we were,

And he hoped the War was going well, he'd got a brother there,

And he'd thought about their offer and he thanked them kindly too,

But since we'd brought her up so far, by God we'd see it through....