"Scotsmen the world over possess to a remarkable degree the spirit of clamishness."—Times of India.

A good many of them have certainly made the world their oyster.


"OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE.

"BOOT RACE TO BE ROWED THIS YEAR AT HENLEY REGATTA."—Daily Paper.

A very suitable venue for the contest, which, we presume, will be conducted in pairs.


"—— CATTLE MARKET.

"Messrs. —— beg to announce that they will hold their usual Sale of Fat and Store Stock at above.

"Present Entries include:

"80 Pairs Men's, Women's and Children's New Boots, assorted sizes."—Provincial Paper.

These, of course, will be entered with the calves.


TO A MARCH BROWN, SWALLOWED ALIVE.