Was noted as the earliest Jazzer;

That, on the contrary, Zerubbabel

Was most exclusive and unclubbable;

That Romulus and brother Remus

Were not so tall as Polyphemus;

That the one weakness of Calypso

Was what is briefly known as "dipso;"

That Clodius, very long ago,

First bore the nickname of "Old Clo;"

That the illustrious Palestrina