Did not invent the concertina;
That Wagner's methods in Tannhäuser
Never appealed to Mrs. Poyser;
That the Albanian Prenk Bib Doda
Prefers his whisky minus soda;
That good Professor Flinders Petrie
Did not discover Sacha Guitry.
Our Journalistic Sleuths.
"The circumstances under which the deceased came by his death are shrouded in mystery. From the gun shot wounds it is surmised that he either shot himself or somebody had shot him."—Indian Paper.