"Would Persons present in Restaurant in Shiprow on Saturday Night, when dispute arose with regard to sixpence, please communicate with No. 798 Express Office?"
Scotch Paper.
Who heard the bang?
[Week-end hostesses are now giving "Lend-a-hand" parties, at which every guest is expected to do some household service.]
Wife. "I'm asking Dolly Ditchwater this week-end. Bit dull, but she doesn't drop the china."
Husband. "Don't forget Bertie Bunt. Bit of a bounder, but he's an ace at cleaning boots."