(By a Grateful Student of the New English Dictionary.)

I can conjugate the modern verb "to wangle,"

And, if required, translate it into Greek;

I can even tell a wurzel from a mangel;

But I cannot tell a bubble from a squeak.

I still can march eight furlongs at the double,

Although I shall be seventy next week;

I can separate a bubble from a bubble;

But I cannot tell a bubble from a squeak.

I know a catfish differs from a seamew;