I don't expect Bellaggio at Belleek;
I know a cassowary from an emu;
But I cannot tell a bubble from a squeak.
I'm acquainted with the works of Henry Purzell
(My mastery of spelling is unique);
I repeat, I know a mangel from a wurzel;
But I cannot tell a bubble from a squeak.
I'm proficient both in jotting and in tittling;
I know a certain cure for boots that creak;
I can see through Mr. Keynes and Mr. Britling;