Do you hold by self-governing schools?
Do you think that headmasters should swish
Or adopt Montessorian rules,
Benevolent Dorothy Gish?
Will they give you an Oxford degree?
Will you learn to call marmalade "squish"?
Will Kenworthy ask you to tea
On the Terrace, great Dorothy Gish?
Do you favour the Russ or the Pole?
Will you visit the Servians at Nish?