"Wanted, Lady Clerk; one accustomed to milk ledgers preferred."—New Zealand Paper.
But how does one milk a ledger?
THE BLUE MOUNTAINS.
A South Indian Lovesong.
When the long trick's wearing over and a spell of leave comes due
The most'll go back to Blighty to see if their dreams are true;
There's some that'll make for the Athol glens and some for the Sussex downs,