He invariably answered, "Pro-Borgian."

There was a great neo-Art critic

Whose style was extremely mephitic;

He treated van Gogh

And Cézanne as dead dog,

And John as a growth parasitic.


Our Bloated Pluralists.

"Wanted, Organist. Small country church. Salary £20. Good lodgings. (Could be held with post of Milker on Manor Farm; permanent work; Sundays free; ample salary.)"—Church Times.