"The Grimsby trawler Silurian has towed Sir George Grahame, Minister Plenipotentiary in Paris, to be his Majesty's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to the King of the Belgians."—Provincial Paper.
We really think the Government might have provided him with a torpedo-boat.
"The one thing which the Cabinet does not intend to do is to authorise the proclamation of marital law. It would engage far too many troops."—Provincial Paper.
The Irish girls are so attractive.
"A friend of mine bought from a bookseller who was also, oddly enough, a bibliophile himself, a copy of Arnold's very rare book, The Strayed Revetter, by A. He gave 6d. It is worth £5."—Book Post.
Surely more than that!
"An Ipswichomnibus pushed its bonnet through the window of a millinery shop."—Daily Paper.