Senile Optimist. "AND TO YOU, MY BOY, I BEQUEATH—MY LIABILITIES. MAY YOU BE WORTHY OF THEM!"
Juvenile Ditto. "THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR. SOMETHING'S SURE TO TURN UP!"
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT
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AT THE MILLENNIUM STORES.
Mr. Lloyd George (Chairman). "You've worked splendidly up to Christmas, and if you'll put your backs into it for the New Year trade I'll see if I can't give you a good long holiday in the autumn."
Mr. Bonar Law (Manager). "Or some other time."