The private life of Mr. Harding;
I wish that I had simply stocks
Of anecdotes of Mr. Cox.
In U.S.A. (where both are resident
And each one hoping to be President)
Their favourite hymns, their size in boots,
Their views on liquor and cheroots
Are known to all; not Julius Cæsar
Is quite so much renowned as these are.
In England, where they do not dwell,