The private life of Mr. Harding;

I wish that I had simply stocks

Of anecdotes of Mr. Cox.

In U.S.A. (where both are resident

And each one hoping to be President)

Their favourite hymns, their size in boots,

Their views on liquor and cheroots

Are known to all; not Julius Cæsar

Is quite so much renowned as these are.

In England, where they do not dwell,