No one appears to know them well.
One cannot say if Cox's liver
Keeps well upon the Swanee River,
Nor whether Harding finds, when glum,
Any relief in chewing gum.
It may be that they both have good rows
Of dental ornaments like Woodrow's,
The waist of Taft, the Roosevelt eye
For pinking hippopotami.
It may be Harding had some flickers