Notice in a Shop Window.
"Hats made to order, or revenerated."
Ah! that's what's wanted so badly to-day for the headgear of the Higher Clergy.
"V.C.W. Jupp, the Sussex amateur, has been invited to become a member of the M.C.C. team, which leaves for Australia on Saturday. A fine all-round cricketer, Jupp is a useful man to any team, but as he usually fields cover-point his inclusion would not necessarily improve the side in its weakest point—viz., the lack of oilfields."—Daily Paper.
Surely the fewer the better, if that's where the butter-fingers come from.
BETWEEN TWO STOOLS.
[Dedicated to those high-minded and dispassionate leader-writers who, after prefacing their remarks with the declaration that "we hold no brief for—" extreme views of all sorts, proceed to show that the conduct of the extremist is invariably explained, if not justified, by the iniquities of the Coalition Government.]