A headline in a weekly paper asks, "What will Charlie Chaplin Turn out this Year?" "His feet," is the answer.
The language at Billingsgate, according to Sir E.E. Cooper, is much better than it used to be. Fish porters invariably say "Excuse me" before throwing a length of obsolete eel at a colleague.
In the event of a miners' strike arrangements have been made for the staff of the Ministry of Transport to sleep at the office. It would be more wise, we think, if they remained wide awake.
A feature of the new motor charabanc will be the space for passengers' luggage. This is just what is wanted, as it so easily gets broken even if the corks don't come out.
A message from Allahabad states that the appointment of Mr. Winston Churchill as Viceroy of India would be very popular. Unfortunately they omit to say where it would be popular.