"Tenor wanted, to join bass; must have voice."—Scotch Paper.

Some people are so exacting.


"Bride in apricot."—Daily Paper.

A new significance is added to the calculation of one's fruit stones—"This year, next year, some time, never."


THE ASHES.

[A final salutation to the M.C.C. team, from one who is destined to perish in the event of a coal strike.]