EVICTION.
A Woful Ballad of Wimbledon. Air—"The British Grenadier."
Illustrious President. "Now, my Lad, sorry to Inconvenience you, but—hem—ha—you must really Go—somewhere else!"
Some prate of patriotism, and some of cheap defence,
But to the high official mind that's all absurd pretence;
For of all the joys of snubbing, there's none to it sodear,
As to snub, snub, snub, snub, snub, snub the British Volunteer!
A patriotic Laureate may bid the Rifles form,